♬ there’s a chance i might get laid tonight ♬
♩ but also a reasonable chance that i won’t ♩
i have not had a good lay since FEBRUARY, please pray for me
Update: I did not get laid
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I bet Guy Fieri’s breath always smells like mustard and I bet that he cheats on his wife with giant women who put cigarettes out on his back during sex.
Related to that last makeup post: I’ve reached the third and final tier of Sephora Beauty Insider: VIB Rouge. This means I spend at least $1,000 there in a calendar year.
I really have a problem. :-/